Pirate Cooties

This morning Darien was playing with a preschool game called "Cootie". If you're not familiar with it (where have you been?) you roll a die to build an insect; head, body, legs, antennae, and eyes. So we were building our bugs and discovered we wouldn't have enough eyes for every bug. Darien took a single eye and put it on a bug and said it was a pirate bug! Where does he come up with this stuff?